Me: "When will we know this will hold"

Viking: "What do you mean?"

"What do I mean? When will they say it will hold? At 12 weeks, at 20?"

"It's not a question of when they will say it will hold but when you will, just this morning you found another reason to worry"

"But I'm not throwing up, I didn't just make this up!"

"I didn't, don't be an idiot, you heard Wikipedia"

"What are you laughing about, this is important!!!"

"Stop it, it says it's bad, what's WRONG with you?"

"Yeah the great source Wiki is"

"Like you're a better source!"

"Am not but I presume that..."

"Screw you! You make me sick!"